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Does Clarence Thomas leave the Court in time for a replacement to be seated before the midterms?

Closes 3 January 2027in 113 daysStruck 30 Jul 2026

How it settles

Clarence Thomas publicly announces his retirement or resignation from the Supreme Court on or before the closing date.

Jim

Clarence Thomas stays.

Whit

Clarence Thomas goes, locking in a long-term majority ahead of a mid-term swing.

The Inspector last looked · 1 Aug 2026

As of mid-2026, Clarence Thomas has given no public indication of retiring; CBS News and ABC News reported in April 2026 that sources close to him say he does not plan to step down this year, and a June 2026 report of a retirement was published and retracted. No official announcement has been made, so the bet remains unresolved, though the ongoing trend leans toward Thomas staying, which favors Jim's side.

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The stake

Loser buys Wherever we already are

The house bet · Worth a stop · Loser picks up dinner next time you are in the same city anyway. No flights, no scheduling — it settles when it settles.

On the closing date

Inferred rather than agreed. 3 January 2027 is when the next Congress is seated, which is the deadline the bet's own logic implies. If election day was meant instead, that is 3 November 2026.

Notes · 1

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